YUMINNNN

Life

I reached home surprisingly earlier today. I think it's the private-bus thing. I used to take the public transport back to boonlay int. &that takes around 20mins or so but now i take the 60cents private bus service &it's much faster.
Sure feels nice to step into my home even before 06thirty.
Of 'course, if i don't reach home that early that means i have something to do. Eh? Got life, hurr.

Speaking of life, my cousin had this bitch called her (my cousin) a no-lifer. (I'm sorry cousin i know it's quite late already hahaha) She freakin' claimed that pubbing is life. &you can get to know more friends from there. Hello, bitch. Life ain't all about alcohol, smoke &dark rooms &knowing fellow-clubbers you happen to call friends.
A lot of connections? Urm, big deal? That doesn't mean you're gonna make it big, you'know.
You're soooo naive. Even i don't think that's what life is about. Healthy activites like shopping, going to sentosa &the zoo &sports are better than your so-called life. Why pay to drink expensive drinks like that &get hangovers? Is your life that bad to that extent that you have to club every single day to relief stress or shyt?


Good luck with your life. You stink for hurting my cousin.

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PAY DAY ON 26TH! I'm gonna be half-rich. 'Cos that's not even 2weeks of pay. Boo anyhows i hope anthea feels better soon.
Her grandma passed away today.

Sigh, life.


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Farmer : (reacting over the skeleton of a cow) That's the third cow this month. At this rate all my cattle are gonna die before the winter's through!
(Remaining cows raise their heads)
Policeman : This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time.
(Cow1 shakes it head to cow2)
Farmer : People've been saying they've been seeing UFOs around.
Policeman : UFOs? (hearty laugh)
Farmer : Yea, black armies &CIA helicopters in troops.
Policeman : That is the silliest thing i've ever heard.
(5 Helicopters fly by)
Farmer : What was that?!
Policeman : That.. that, that was a pigeon.

posted by yumin :D @ 7:17 PM